Thursday, October 15, 2009

Out of the Mouth of Babes!

I've often thought that young kids should be able to understand baby talk because they were so recently baby themselves. Why can't T tell me what Poppy wants or is saying? When I ask him, he just looks at me like I'm crazy and says, "I don't speak baby".

What do you think babies would say if someone could understand their language? I think Poppy says:

*Don't push my legs like that, your going to make me fart.

*Help, I've fallen and I can't get up.

*HELLLLLOOOO...over here please!

*Why does this food taste so bland?

*Awwww man, I peed myself again!

*Put me to bed already!

*Could you please go brush your teeth? Your breath is killing me.

*Please please stop patting my ass!

What do you think baby's would say?


DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Stop singing to me lady, you sound like a wounded cat.

Chief said...

You sound like a micky mouse on helium, dumbass. Talk to me in an octave that more than Pluto can hear.

The Grounded Drink Lady said...

Love 'em!!! How about...If you bounce me one more time, I'm going to projectile vomit on you. I'm just say'in!