I've often thought that young kids should be able to understand baby talk because they were so recently baby themselves. Why can't T tell me what Poppy wants or is saying? When I ask him, he just looks at me like I'm crazy and says, "I don't speak baby".
What do you think babies would say if someone could understand their language? I think Poppy says:
*Don't push my legs like that, your going to make me fart.
*Help, I've fallen and I can't get up.
*HELLLLLOOOO...over here please!
*Why does this food taste so bland?
*Awwww man, I peed myself again!
*Put me to bed already!
*Could you please go brush your teeth? Your breath is killing me.
*Please please stop patting my ass!
What do you think baby's would say?